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Our workers live to grow the perfect avocados They also are avocados.The staplers are outsourced to sweat shops in china. As for our workers, their motto goes as such, "We shave em', we crave em', we beat them into guacamole, and we don't get paid." A top quality choice for our top quality workers!
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Our workers do top of the grade home work where all we give them are staplers and buzz-saws and see what they can do on the field. Our food comes in three varieties, alive, dead, and old people. All of which may or may not have radiation poisoning from our mutated employees.
Oh, and we occasionally capture any bystanders and replace their heads with vegetables and avocados. Especially avocados. Gotta make the guaca and dough somehow.
